September 2010
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“Dear Student,
Your revised paragraph is somewhat lacking in details from the...”
– Feedback on my Academic Writing Skills
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Jon Stewart DESTROYS Bill On The O’Reilly Factor.
…i cannot, legally, love this man any more than i do right now.
Even Bill seems to have a sense of humour about his own deconstruction.
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WatchNew age fun. With a vintage feel.
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WTF Murano
Get your shit together and fucking walk to town. Booking taxis every 30 second is just sad. There’s ten of you! Your out of your minds on vodka and coke! Who’s gonna start on you? And stop fucking screaming, your at Uni now, save the rowdiness for something worth it. Not just because someone opened a window.
5 Tips For Surviving the Facebook Blackout Crisis
bajillionhits:
Earlier this afternoon Facebook, THE Social Network, suddenly and inexplicably crashed. 500 Millions of Users are currently unable to logon, leave comments, ‘Like’ things, look at pictures or leverage/engage with their network.
A Bajillion Hits has prepared the following Facebook Blackout Crisis Manual, offering you step-by-step instructions on what you need to do to survive this...
WatchThe Ride Home wrote a song about you gurl.
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“Certainly Al Qaeda shares a common bond with the trust-fund jackass, bobbing his...”
– Steven Crowder- Fox News Contributor/comedian
A Photon Checks Into a Hotel...
bestrooftalkever:
The bell hop asks him ” Can I help you with your luggage?” To which the photon replies, “I don’t have any. I’m traveling light.”
**BONUS JOKE: Heisenberg gets stopped on the motorway by the police. Cop: Do you know how fast you were going sir? Heisenberg: No, but I know exactly where I am.
Boom physics jokes. Pi times better than maths jokes.
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Sweaty Psalms: "I'm bisexual." ohrly? →
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sweatypsalms:
REALITY: 80% of self-identified bisexuals are only interested in one gender.
OkCupid is a gay- and bi-friendly place and it’s not our intention here to call into question anyone’s sexual identity. But when we looked into messaging trends by sexuality, we were very surprised at what we found….
You hear that, bisexuals? YOU DON’T EXIST. Just like gay women...
Anonymous asked: your post regarding sexuality on okcupid are 1. useless and 2. offensive. if someone identifies as bisexual, it is no one else's place, ever, to question that. additionally, who does it really affect if someone doesn't fit *your* preconceived notion of what bisexuality means? that's right, only the person who identifies as bisexual. not you, not their partners, not anyone else.
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"I'm bisexual." ohrly?
REALITY: 80% of self-identified bisexuals are only interested in one gender.
OkCupid is a gay- and bi-friendly place and it’s not our intention here to call into question anyone’s sexual identity. But when we looked into messaging trends by sexuality, we were very surprised at what we found. People who describe themselves as bisexual overwhelmingly message either one sex or the other,...
“Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, I realized that I had to be at the...”
– www.myawkwardlovelife.com
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“When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn’t think much of...”
– Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
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