Alexander is great

You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. Still secretly wanna be internet famous... For some actual intelligence see my science art blog:

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• This guy turned polling data for GOP candidates into butt plugs. It was all I ever needed to see.

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• The Simons cats for people that prefer dogs.

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• Thanks ‘Joe the Plumber’ for not only making politics understandable and funny, but also totally true. 

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• rawkblog:

  Turquoise Jeep’s short film/Kanye homage. It’s incredible. 

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  jakefogelnest:

  I decided to google “Neil Young Dubstep” just to confirm that people are THE WORST. 

  Lets kill everyone.

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  May 19th

  Watching the throne (Taken with instagram)

  
  
• Important puppy video
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  May 18th

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  bunnyfood:

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  My goodness

  
  
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  May 18th

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  fuckyeahdementia:

  WHAT?! I’M BUYING 2 RIGHT NOW!

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• (Source: slacktory, via fuckyeahdementia)

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